the PENTA-CAT Black Alley Cat Race

The goat moon rises. The black season approaches. A blood battle begins. Crack a beer and join an occult assemblage of riders as they race toward the sacred points bestowed upon us by our Dark Lord, through the bleak urban wasteland that plays host to our hollow turgid lives.

✝ HAIL THE PENTA-CAT IN ALL ITS BOOZY GLORY ✝

Friday September 12 • 6:45pm • Start/Finish on the beach below Mile Zero (bring your bike down the stairs).

All bikes and riders welcome • slight advantage for ones without gears and brakes • slight disadvantage for visible spandex.

$5-666 sliding scale entry - all proceeds go to helping get Parker and Halldor to the 2014 SSCX World Championships in Louisville, Kentucky.

Bring lock, bag, entry fee + debit card, whatever you need to feel safe.

Totally sweet prizes.

Course is fun and short - if you've never done an alleycat before this is the perfect one to start with.

Facebook event HERE

✝ATER NOSTER DOMINUS ASCENDET LUBET PERICULUM ✝